Cowboy Shopping!

The National Finals Rodeo was again...perfect! The shopping has always been the real reason for my trip...let's face it, I could watch the NFR on ESPN. This year however I was pleasantly surprised to find that a new shopping experience was available for those Cowgirls needing an upgrade from their current model. The  cleaver merchandising of this product showcases all of the products best features and allows views from all possible angles.

The product was willing to position himself for a closer inspection for any flaws!

And the product was even willing to demonstrate some of his more popular features!

You'll just have to guess what that feature was!

I do have one complaint about the merchandising technique...it does not allow for a "HANDS ON" inspection. This is one product that I recommend a "HANDS ON" experience before taking the product home as your new upgrade!

I am totally satisfied with my current model and have no plans to upgrade...but it never hurts to window shop!

Your Desert Rose!

A Cowgirl Wedding!

This last spring, my loving husband and I were invited to attend the wedding of the Cowpoke, aka Cowboy H from Holman Ranch! Mama H was the bride! I posted about them practicing their dance for their wedding the day we got "winded out" from our ride!!!

So with as little as possible narration...here is the most wonderful "Cowgirl Wedding" any of you could imagine!!!

I have decided to start with the reception first...you know build up the suspense before the climax! My loving husband and I arrived at the venue and could not believe how absoulutely "Cowgirl Elegant" it was! I will post several pictures of the "Barn" set for the reception!

The grub was delicious, Mama H's mama made some of it!

I will only tell you that the groom...has "ring issues"! I would have put it through his nose if it had been me!
Mama H did what we all would do "IF" we had it to do all over again!!!

Desert Stables Buckaroo's at our table!!!



The Desert Rose and her Loving Husband! The Desert Rose and Cowboy H share a joke! Must have been a dirty joke...someone is blushing!!! Mama H shares some love with some stable buckaroo's! Too well behaved here...no one got cake in the face. Must be true love!!!

First dance!!! The Desert Rose and Cowboy H pose for the camera!!! These 2 just can't go ANYWHERE without dressing the part!!! Happy Faces!!! First Kiss!!! Mr. & Mrs. Cowboy H!!!

So this is how I filled out the questionare!

What should Jeff and Jesslyn name their 1st child?

I said "JESSE"!!! (works for a boy or girl, named after mommy and JESSE!)

Where will they be living in 10 years?

I said "The PNW"! (near the Desert Rose!)

What is my favorite memory of Jeff and Jesslyn?

I can't remember...what I said, Mama H...help us out here!!!

Yes...without a doubt, this was the most amazing, full of love, COWGIRL wedding ever!!!

Your Desert Rose!

Desert Cowpoke Ropes Cameron!!!

So this is a great story!!!

Over the years when ever a "photo shoot" with a celeb was scheduled for the desert and a horse/cowboy was needed, my stables was called to full fill the duties! In the past this awful duty fell upon the Cowpoke AKA Cowboy H to pretend he was the Cowboy rescuing the damsel in distress. After the Cowpoke left the stables this terrible job fell upon The Texas Ranger. In a recent fashion issue...which I forget the name of, this picture was one of the photos that went to the cutting floor. However it is really GREAT and The Texas Ranger looks soooooo handsome!

But watch out Cameron...The Texas Ranger has already been roped by The Yellow Rose of Texas!
The Texas Ranger and The Yellow Rose of Texas!

Your Desert Rose!

Another one Bites the Dust!!!

This past weekend my Loving Husband and I attended the wedding of The Cowpoke aka Cowboy H to The Evil Long Legged Cowgirl aka.Mama H in a small town near San Louis Obispo CA. It was a wonderful loving event and right up this Cowgirls alley! The reception was held in an old recovered barn that has been fixed up fancy for doing's such as these. I promised The Evil Long Legged Cowgirl aka Mama H & now aka Mrs. Cowpoke that I would not post any pictures of the wedding until SHE did.

Mrs. Cowpoke finally ropes her man!!!

However...that promise will only hold me back for so long because I am chomping at the bit to post about this breath taking experience I had seeing the 2 of them so happy!

So instead...I will post this picture of The Cowpoke and me at our favorite photo opp place in the desert!


Your Desert Rose!

Clinical Trial, Cowgirls Needed!!!

This is a clinical trial:

So let's say the cowboy is just ugly...and he does buy you another drink. Does he become more handsome or less ugly??? Or if he's really ugly and he buys you a drink...is he now just ugly? And if he bought you a 3rd drink would he now be really handsome and hardly ugly???

About the only way you can really answer this I think after 3 drinks!!! That is assuming you only had one to start with. You may start your research at any time I will even provide the ugly cowboy that will be used in this trial.

So you cowgirls know the routine...you have all seen "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly"

THE GOOD......................................................THE BAD ......................................................THE UGLY

You must use THE UGLY in your clinical research...using the strikingly handsome GOOD GUY or the suave and darkly handsome BAD GUY would only give the research false results! I trust that all you cowgirls will tell me truly if after your 3 drinks you still think the "THE UGLY GUY" is STILL UGLY!!!

Your Desert Rose!