This Could come in handy!

If any of you have done this...you may need this!!!

There is no law against texting & riding...YET!

Texting for Horse People ;-)

 OOH - out of hay
 LAS - lost a shoe
BBM - bastard just bit me
FOMHL - Fell Off My Horse Laughing
FTC - Forgot the carrots
 MIHA - Mare's in heat, again
 IPTI - I'll pick up tennis instead
LWW - Lesson went well
 MSMBO - mud sucked my boot off
 HSIH - Horse Snot in Hair
 HAO - Hay All Over
 HIMB - Hay in My BRA
 PIHH - Poop Induced Half Halt
 UD - Unplanned Dismount
 PTTDG - Prayed to the Dirt God
 MMM - Master Manure Mucker
 OOM - Out of money
 MHTS - More horses than sense
BAHHFDP- bought another horse, husband filed divorce papers
 GBBF - got board bill, fainted
GFBF - got farrier bill, fainted
 HRHCF - husband realized horse costs, fainted
 SLH - Smell like horse
DQFOY - Dressage Queen fell off – yippee
HTNHFH - Hiding the new horse from hubby
 WWFNS - Will work for new saddle
 AROGC - Arena rained out - going crazy
 SSB - saddle sore butt
 BTLGR - b###hy trainer left - good riddance
 ALIGAR - At least I got a ribbon
NLT - No lesson today
 HGR - Have a great ride!
Your Desert Rose!