Slick The Bachelor!

I hope that by now you all know our resident stallion, SLICK, (and Shanna Lady Rose's biological dad)... who belongs to our Bossman! What you may not know is that the Bossman's main goal in life...is getting SLICK layed! They must have made a pact a few years back...if only one of them was gonna get layed...it was gonna be SLICK!!!

I always have to remind myself that SLICK...as wonderful as he is to ride and be around...is still a STALLION...and his idea of foreplay is to bite anything within reach, including but not limited to my calve, thigh and maybe even a boob!

It seems that the last time that SLICK got laid was when Shanna Lady Rose ( formally the known as the horse, Lil' Lady) and lady just turned 7!!!

Hell, if you think the Bossman was cranky...SLICK was running neck & neck with the Bossman in the CRANKY department.

So...the Bossman filled out a profile for SLICK on the SB&WM (single black & white mare) website and found these 3 possible "dates" for SLICK!

Slick's 1st response was from my own "PONY EQUICUZ" Fritzy!!!

 And while SLICK was sure impressed with Fritzy's sassy stride and flashy "piece of" tail...it meant he would need to go to the PNW with the Desert Rose to meet & greet Fritzy properly, alas, it was not meant to be!

Slick's 2nd response to his ad came from NEW MEXICO in the high desert form the Desert Rose's dear blogger friend, Lisa from the Laughing Orca Ranch, whose paint mare BABY DOLL ( no...not my cousin BABY DOLL)

seemed to be looking for a strong man of her own! And even though the distance between Slick and Baby Doll was less than  a 6 hour drive...the Bossman nixed that idea...because there might be snow!!! Yes...Bossman is a woos when it come to cold! He will ride 8 hours in 110 degree weather...but not one mile if it is under 60 !!!

Close to wits his end...Slick begged the Bossman to find him a mare...Slick said that it did not even need to be a SB&WM...he was willing to LAY anymare!!!

Destiny seems to rear up her head whenever she pleases...and out of the blue at SLICK'S very own stables in the desert, there suddenly appeared a SB&WM!!! 

I can not tell you how many times SLICK got laid...but it was apparently enough to get the job done!!!

Yup...Doc says...there a BABY in there...

but since the last BABY looked like this

The Bossman asked the Doc..."Can you see if the BABY is BLACK & WHITE???

Last night...I had a dream that the new BABY had arrived...and yes it blew me away!!!

I just don't know how I will put up with 2 BOSSMEN!!!
Your Desert Rose!

Life is a box of chocolates...you never know what You're gonna get!

Forest Gump!!! What a movie...and metaphor for life!!! I will always stop at this movie ...if it is on when I flip channels!!! Case in point!

Here is "Slick The Ungelding"!

He was bred to a bay mare, and look what came out!!!

Ok... (no NOT me ) but this beautiful... (no spots...) bay mare... She is...Little Lady!

So Forest Gump is NOT as stupid as he looks... you never know what you are going to get!!!

Your Desert Rose!

Slick The UnGelding!

Just recently I had to explain to a Pony Cousin the difference between and a Stallion and a gelding, the conversation went something like this!

The Desert Rose: That there is Slick...he is a Stallion!

Pony Cousin: How can you tell???

The Desert Rose: Look at his neck...she how thick it is???

Pony Cousin: Yes... but don't other horses have thick necks???

The Desert rose: Yes...but not like his!

Pony Cousin: So boy horses are Stallions???

The Desert Rose: Well all boys start out as Stallions but by the time they are 6 months old ( or older) they are gelded ( brief explanation here) and then they are no longer a Stallion.

Pony Cousin: So....any kind of horse can be a Stallion or a gelding???

I do offer to lift Slick's blanket so she could see the "other way" to tell the difference...but by then I think she understood what the difference was!

The Desert Rose does seem to bring out the raw wild animal instinct in Slick...he usually likes to go for my leg with these teeth...it's his idea of "foreplay"! Today he was interested in my neck!

The Desert Rose!

PS As we were leaving the stables...Slick himself decided to give the cousin a peek at his @#$#$!

YES... SHE LOOKED FRIGHTENED!